Death Row

[spoken] Sitting here on death row, Behind a ton of steel. They say before I die, I gotta eat my last meal. [Sung] I wanna double yolked egg from a [garbled] pigeon with fried bat wings over easy. The left hind leg of a black giraffe cooked medium rare, not too greasy. Smoked rhinoceros, pickled…

Oh Warden

Working on the coal pile Busting rocks at night Working me to death for false sense of now An now you know that isn’t right Oh Warden have mercy on me please I’m in this penitentiary Begging on bended knees Scrub floors in the day time Bust rocks by the moon When I go to…

Super Hits

Super Hits was released in 1993 on Gusto Records. Track Listing 1. Take This Job And Shove It 2. Mona Lisa Lost Her Smile 3. You Never Even Called Me By My Name 4. The Ride 5. Papa Loved Mama 6. Branded Man 7. Tennessee Whiskey 8. Would You Lay With Me 9. Frankie And…

Wild Irish Rose

My daddy would not go to work on mornings He’d been with Jack Daniel’s out all night long Though daddy never cared too much for dancing He loved to hear a good old country song. And son, he said, I never had much money And I never had the time for fancy clothes And I’ve…

Vibrator Queen

Well she ordered it from a magazine I guess for about ten bucks And it came by special delivery In a plain brown cardboard box Well she opened it and inspected it (Someone in the audience yell’s “How long was it”) (David answered “Bout twelve inches long”) Well she went and dipped it in her…

Thief In My Bedroom

There’s a thief in my bedroom but I’m not afraid Thieves all get caught by mistakes that they’ve made This one has torn my emotions apart somebody’s stealing my heart Well somebody’s kisses are wet on my lip somebody’s face is at my fingertips Somebody’s holding me tight in their grips somebody’s stealing my heart…

The Rodeo Song

Well it’s 40 below and I don’t give a fuck, Got a heater in my truck and I’m off to the rodeo It’s an alla man left and alla man right Come on you fuckin’ dummy get your right step right Get off stage you god damn goof you know You piss me off, you…