Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely All the girls all made fun of her at school ‘Cause no matter how she tried She could not get a dick inside Her shallow throat Shallow throat Hot Dogs and bananas were too big Cucumbers and sausages They just would not fit She tried ‘em all The football…
I was 15 going on 20 when I met up with the soul man he was quite a lover of the cards and of the dice and he had whores and he had ladies he made love and he made babies he could tell some damn good stories and give some good advise you got…
We’re gonna do this song for useless Ohhhh i was in to whips and things she was into pain I would beat her black and blue when she called me names Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane And I was in to whips and things she was into pain Ohh finger…
Hey, lay me down some rails boys don’t put me in jail boys and if I make a little noise just leave me alone I’ve been known to party some but I ain’t never hurt none I’ve been ashamed of what I’ve done especially when I’m stoned I’ve spent most of my life in honest…
Pussy whipped again A Fine mess I found myself in Trying’ to be her buddy Trying to make a woman my friend… Pussy whipped again blame it on the whiskey and gin Oh Lord, I’m pussy whipped again. I took my male ego And placed it under lock and key I swore no God damn…
Doctor trys to tell me, That I’m getting low on sap. I’m in a strange, she’s trying to drink me in. I think I got the clap. Oh, no, that ain’t the way I want to go. Oh, no, one monkey don’t stop no show. Po-lice trying to catch me. Going to put my @ss…
Yes I know, before you go, I’m going to miss you A good piece of @ss is hard to find Before you leave home, go out on your own I just Like to f*ck you one more time One more time I’d like to stick my p*cker in you Even if it’s just a quickie…
(sung) Amazing grace How sweet the sound (electric guitar) (spoken) what the hell? who the hell is that? God damned hippies! Unplug that god damn guitar there Mister! (sung) Quitting work early Jimmy went home Well he never knocked on the door Catching his wife in another mans arms Acting like some two bit whore…
She said someday I’d understand What love was all about She said I could have the kids She was moving out Said she’d finally found a man Who’s d*ck was so much bigger Then that scumbag motherfucker Run off with a nigger And to think I’d ate the pussy Where that big, black d*ck…
She’s alone in the corner, with her panties to her knees, looking in the mirror, she gives her tits a squeeze. Slides her finger thru the wetness, rubbing gently on her clit. Breathing heavy with each stroke now. She’s not worried bout me watching, its too late now to refuse, nightly fever you can’t shake…