Well, I’ve f*cked ’em all from Coast to Coast… Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps. You can talk about your Hollywood F*gs. If you want to know the badest mother*cker in the world then I’m the greatest lover alive Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she…
F*cking in the butt F*cking in the butt F*cking in the butt I’d like to f*ck the sh*t out of you I’d like to f*ck the sh*t out of you I’d like to f*ck the sh*t out of you I’d like to f*ck the sh*t out of you Hey please put my gland in your…
Hey, F*ck Anita Bryant Who the Hell is she Telling all them f*ggots That they can’t be free Throw that b*tch in prison then maybe she’ll see just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me Because they… Wash your clothes clean your cell help you drain your hose give you smokes laugh at jokes…
Don’t bite the dick that f*cks you honey You gotta learn to suck it funny How those d*cks taste all like rubber Covered with goo Some cums clear and some cums milky Some cums thick and some cums silky Don’t bite the d*ck that f*cks you honey and it’ll be good to you. Momma be…
Well the motorcycle club had a party, And all the young virgins were there. And I found a blonde with little bitty titties And a pretty yellow ribbon in her hair. Then I told her the three biggest lies in the world, The ones my Daddy first told me, And that was the beginning of…
Well, I’ve hiked through the sage brush, I ran up some rail I slept on the bench in a few county jails And they laugh as they knocked all the wind from my sail When I was a young Dallas Cowboy I’ve tried hard to tackle the problems at hand I’ve kicked a few habits,…
YOU COULD SAIL ACROSS THE WATER TAKE THE KIDS AND SET ME FREE YOU COULD DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN BUT YOU’LL ALWAYS LIVE INSIDE OF ME YOU’LL ALWAYS LIVE INSIDE OF ME, GIRL YOU’LL ALWAYS LIVE INSIDE OF ME JUST AS LONG AS I AM BREATHING’ YOU’LL ALWAYS LIVE INSIDE OF ME THEY COULD…
Written By Steve Goodman As Recorded By David Allan Coe WELL, IT WAS ALL THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM CRYING’ SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS TO REMAIN BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME DARLIN’, DARLIN’ YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME WAYLON JENNINGS AND…
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, GIRL, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME I WON’T EVER LET YOU DOWN, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME YOU SAY YOU WANT A WORKING MAN TO BRING THE MONEY HOME SOMEONE TO BE GOOD TO YOU AND NEVER DO YOU WRONG A MAN THAT WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN AND PUT HIS…
DELIVER DE LETTER DE SOONER DE BETTER THE UPSIDE DOWN STAMP MEANT THE KISSES WERE WETTER I.S.Y.I.M.D., ILL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS, HONEY T.S., T.S., T.S.A., S.W.A.K. XS AND OS WHO KNOWS WHAT ALL OF THAT MEANS? P.P.D.S.P.E.M.R.M.F.O.B.T. MUST HAVE TOOK LOTS OF HOURS FOR YOU TO SEE WHAT I WAS SAYING BACK THEN…