Those Harley’s they cost so much money
A Honda is all he could buy
He covers it up on his car port,
If anyone saw it he’d die.

He acts just as tough as his buddies
They drink Harley Davidson beer.

And he tells anyone that will listen,
He’s buying a panhead next year.

And we all laugh and think it’s so funny,
Especially when we hear him say,
“Right now I’m just learning to ride, man
Oh but I’ll have a Harley someday.”

He don’t take his bike to Daytona,
But he carries his helmet along.
And the Iron horse Saloon shirt he’s wearing,
Say’s bike week 1981.

He’s a bona fide wanna be tough guy.
With long hair and chains on his boots.
He works 9 to 5 Monday through Friday
In loafers and Ivy League suits.

And we all laugh and think it’s so funny,
Especially when we hear him say,
“Right now I’m just learning to ride, man
Oh but I’ll have a Harley someday.”

And he’s thinking of getting a tattoo,
And maybe an earring or two.
As much as we hate to admit it,
We all know what he’s going through.

We say he’s a true weekend warrior,
He’s wearing his old Harley hat.
And the truth is it’s hard to remember,
That we all started out just like that.

And we all laugh and think it’s so funny,
Especially when we hear him say,
“Right now I’m just learning to ride, man
Oh but I’ll have a Harley someday.”