We’re gonna do this song for useless
Ohhhh i was in to whips and things she was into pain
I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
And I was in to whips and things she was into pain

Ohh finger fuckin sally worked at Kelly’s bar
She showed me her titties in Ronny Murphy’s car
She was the first lady to let me go that far
Finger fuckin sally down at Kelly’s bar

And pussy eating Pamela went to Kelly’s high
Caught her in the bathroom, I thought she would die
Eating Susan’s pussy, licked that sucker dry
Pussy eating Pamela went to Kelly’s high

Suck’em silly Shirley came out after dark
She would give us hand jobs in centennial park
All the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
Suck’em silly Shirley from centennial park

Yes, good ole bloody Mary on the rag again
P*ssy eating Pamela’s’ got blood on her chin
Suckem silly Shirley got caught after dark
Finger fuckin sally in centennial park

Now pussy eating Pamela’s’ in the county jail
Suckem silly Shirley left town on a rail
They sent bloody Mary to the pen for life
Aaaannnnndddd finger fuckn Sally
She became my wife

I was into whips and things she was into pain
And I would beat her black and blue when she called me names
Chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
I was into whips and things she was into pain